The movie starts out with a package of wieners doing their best to let the buns know they just can’t wait to get up in that. All they are waiting for is the human gods to choose them so they can bust out of their package and make this sausage party happen.
Every food in the store has the idea that once they get chosen all their dreams will come true. But when honey mustard gets selected and then returned he’s like, “Guess what idiots, it’s pure hell.”
Our hero Frank blows off this comment when he and his boys finally get put in a cart and all they can think about is getting it in. Then the next item in the cart is an actual douche who acts like a cast member of the Jersey Shore. Meanwhile, honey mustard gets chosen again and immediately goes to commit food suicide. Frank and his bun girlfriend Brenda try to save honey mustard but instead make half the cart drop to the ground like a scene in Apocalypse Now.
At this point Douche is on the ground mad at Frank because he’s a damaged product no longer DTF. But right before a fight goes down, Douche is cleaned up by The Dark Lord who is just a nerdy disgruntled employee. And in the back while Douche is dying he gets the bright idea to juice up by drinking a dying juice box. This gives him guns and the power to say, “Looks like it’s time to smash a little sausage.”
Fortunately, Frank and Brenda get away and pick up Sammy the Bagel and Pita who are food frenemies. And on the way back to their food sections, Frank convinces the crew to take a little detour to the liquor section. This is when Frank meets firewater who shows him the truth about the great beyond by getting him really high.
Meanwhile the rest of the food that made it home with the human god learns the great beyond is just a great way to die. Luckily a wiener named Barry escapes and is able to hitch a ride to a fat human stoner’s house. This is where Barry meets Gum who rolls out in a wheelchair like the Stephen Hawking of food. Next they hatch a plan to take down the human gods and finally move up one notch on the food chain.
In final showdown, Barry and Gum go back to the store and make the human shoppers high on bath salts to show them food talks, sees and wears white little gloves. As the humans are freaking the eff out, Douche takes control of The Dark Lord buy inserting himself in The Dark Lords glory hole. But that’s when the whole store fights back and takes out Douche/The Dark Lord by making them go boom. Then all of the food makes the rest of the humans into dead frozen treats. And to celebrate this victory, the whole store has the best food orgy ever recorded on screen.
ADD Movie Review: If you like sausage go see this party. It’s wrong, the stereotypes are wrong but the movie is all good.
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