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Dope Is a Typical Coming of Age Story If You Happen To Be A Geek Who Lives in the Hood And Has to Sell Drugs To Get Into Harvard

Dope is a movie about a group of teens who don’t fit in.  That sounds like any random Tuesday in high school.  But I guess these teens really don’t fit in because they like 90’s rap, BMX bikes, and anything else incredibly nerdy.  Man with a skill set like that they’re practically begging for a swirly, or at least an atomic wedgie.

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Things get interesting when the lead character Malcom goes to a party to meet his crush Zoey Kravitz.  But his game gets ruined when there’s a shoot out.  At that moment Malcom is like, “I don’t care how hot she is, I just want to live.  Maybe I’ll wait a little longer for that autograph from her dad.

Fortunately Malcom and Zoey make it out alive but the next day Malcom realizes Dom the drug dealer put a serious amount of molly in his bag.  At this point Malcom is like, “Now I just don’t want to go to jail.”  And that’s when Malcom and his friends get together and decide to really freak out.

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This only gets worse when Malcom learns the guy responsible for the drugs happens to be his advisor who controls his admission to Harvard.  And instantly I thought, yeah that’s as likely as seeing a unicorn in Compton.

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But, in short order Malcom learns they have to sell the drugs.  This is a problem because Malcom and his friends couldn’t even sell a claritin.  So they get their white friend to tap into the dark web and move the molly using bitcoin.  The real genius part of this plan is they set up a shop using his Harvard advisors bank account.  Man that’s just cold.

The Straight Dope:  Malcom and the gang get put in a situation where most of us would fold.  This is a must see movie.  It has drugs, parties and nineties rap – minus the Vanilla Ice.

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