Latest Funny Review

Mad Max Fury Road: Worst Road Trip Ever

So they finally made a new Mad Max movie.  Great just enough time passed that we all forgot what it was about.  I mean the last time this series was hot people were lining up to get a Walkman.

walkman_ad

But in the new movie it looks like they stuck with the whole post-apocalyptic theme.  I guess the director said,  “Earth is still here.  Why don’t we make another movie.” But the real stars of the movie are the cars.  They’ve got spikes, guitar players, and enough explosives to blow up a city block.  And they make the rides super pimp in a completely dangerous way.  All I can think of is it’s nice to see Xzibit still get work.

pimp_my_ride

In the movie there’s an evil warlord who controls all the women and water.  Charlize Theron does not like this so she says, “I’ll take those women.  Don’t get too attached.” Of coarse the warlord gets mad and goes after Charlize and Mad Max in a car chase that lasts half of the movie.  Eventually they stop but then Mad Max is like, “This desert sucks.  Let’s go back where we came from.”  Nice, you just wasted a an hour of my life. When Charlize and Mad Max make it back to the warlord’s city they release the water to the people.  I’m sure everyone appreciates this, but there must be someone going, “Don’t you have a Coke?  Or at least some Kool Aid?”

mad_max_water_written_enough_water_I_need_A_Coke

The Straight Dope: What’s great about this movie is they keep the dialog to a minimum.  It’s all about crazies and the cars.  I imagine the director looked at the script and went, “What’s up with all these words.  I think what we’re really going for is a movie that goes boom.”

gas_guage_quarter_full_final_my More funny at JoeJCom

Comedy video of this article at JoeJCom-YouTube

About joejcom (103 Articles)
Every movie deserves an Funny Review. Check out how I spin the funny on a different movie each week.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: