When you’re hungry the best place to go is Costco. They’ve got items in bulk. And enough free food stations to dramatically increase you own personal bulk.
They’ve got so much food that people actually take dates. But if you’re a dude and think this is a good idea, just be prepared to hear, “And this sample is for the cheap bastard over there! The only way you’re getting to first base is if you actually buy a base on aisle four.”
Costco is smart. They give away food because it increases sales by two thousand percent. This also happens to be the same increase you will see in your next credit card balance.
Costco makes it impossible to leave without buying something. You pick up a free cracker with beef. And you leave with a whole cow. And a forklift to carry it.
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